hahaha
Sorry Ed. I just had to steal this one.. (Its my favourite)
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top but it won't keep you there.
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to Get to the top of that
tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey
out of the tree.
"I would love to be able to Get to the top of that
tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey
out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top but it won't keep you there.
posted by Lost in translation at 10:35 AM
3 Comments:
mouahahaha!!
Moral number 2: if you're a turkey bound to get shot some day anyway, might as well make the most of it and eat as much bullshit as possible to have the nicest view possible for when you fall.
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